Golf Joke: What A Drag
Mabel walks into the clubhouse looking for her husband, Jasper, who she's arrived to pick up after his round of golf. She finds him at the bar and asks how his round went.
Jasper replies, "Terrible!"
"Why so?" Mabel asks.
"I'll tell you how so," Jasper says. "I was partnered up with this golfer named Frank, and right there on the third hole he up and died! Heart attack! Frank dropped dead right on the third green!"
Mabel is shocked to hear the story. "That really is terrible," she agrees.
"You're telling me it was terrible!" Jasper responds. "For the next 15 holes, it was hit the ball and drag Frank, hit the ball and drag Frank, hit the ball and drag Frank."
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