Golf Joke: Small World

Manny and Darvin were two singles who showed up at the golf course on a slow day and were paired together in a twosome. It was the favorite golf course for both, and they were enjoying the round. There was only one problem: Although there were few other groups on the course, two women golfers teed off just before they arrived. And on every hole, Manny and Darvin were being slowed down.

The two women ahead appeared to be very good golfers, but they were also slow golfers. Darvin and Manny were being held up on every hole, and the women hadn't yet noticed.

Finally, after watching the women in the distance as they stood over their putts for what seemed like an eternity, Darvin decided to do something.

"I'll walk ahead and ask them if we can play through," Darvin said.

He set off down the fairway, walking towards the women. But when he got halfway, he stopped, turned around and headed back to where Manny waited.

"Can't do it," Darvin said, sounding mighty embarrassed. "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!"

"OK," Manny said with understanding. "Then I'll go ask them."

Manny started up the fairway, only to stop halfway and turn back.

"What's wrong?" Darvin asked when Manny got back.

To which Manny could only reply: "Small world, isn't it?"

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