Golf Joke: The Ravine

Jose and Johnny are playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides and gulleys and ravines. They reach the 6th hole, where Jose slices a ball into a thickly wooded, deep ravine.

But Jose is determined not to take a penalty stroke, so he grabs his 8-iron and starts descending into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is terribly thick and tearing at Jose's clothes. The sunlight is dimmed by all the overhanging branches and vines.

But Jose keeps searching, and finally spots something shiny down below. As he nears the object, he realizes it's not a ball, but a golf club.

Jose takes a closer look only to discover that it is an 8-iron — and it's in the hands of a human skeleton laying near an old golf ball!

Jose yells out for his partner. "Hey Johnny, get over here, I got trouble down here!"

Johnny hurries over to the edge of the ravine and yells down, "What's the matter Jose?"

Jose replies, "Bring me my 7-iron. You can't get out of this stuff with an 8."

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