Golf Joke: A Cheater and a Liar
It's a great game, and the two lifelong friends reach the No. 9 tee box with Wanda ahead by one stroke. After Wayne hits a great drive, right down the middle, Wanda steps up and promptly hooks a ball into deep rough and trees.
"C'mon," Wanda says to Wayne, "help me find my ball. I'll look in this patch of trees, and you look around over there."
They look and look and look, but no ball can be found. The three-minute time limit on searching for lost balls is about to run out. Wanda gets desparate.
She gives a quick glance over to Wayne to see if he is looking, then swiftly reaches into her pocket and drops a new ball into the rough.
"Found my ball!" Wanda shouts out triumphantly.
Wayne looks at his friend with great disappointment. "After all the years we've been friends," Wayne says, "you'd cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks?"
"What do you mean cheat?" Wanda asks indignantly. "I found my ball sitting right here!"
Wayne lets out a heavy sigh. "And you'd lie to me, too? All for a tiny little sum of money? You'd cheat me and lie to me, for what? For five bucks? I can't believe you'd stoop so low."
"Well what makes you so sure I'm cheating and lying, anyway?" Wanda asks.
"Because," Wayne replies, "I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!"
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