Golf Joke: The Cursing Nun

A nun was sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting, when she felt the need to unburden herself: "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it," the nun said.

"When did you use this awful language?" the Mother Superior asked.

"Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive that looked like it was going to go 280 yards," the nun answered, "but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only 100 yards from the tee."

"Is that when you cursed?"

"No, Mother Superior," the nun replied. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball and began to run away."

"Is that when you swore?" asked the Mother Superior.

"Well, no," said the nun. "As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is that when you swore?" asks the increasingly amazed Mother Superior.

"No, not yet," replied the younger num. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear then?" asked Mother Superior, beginning to show signs of impatience.

"No," replied the nun, "because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then the Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the &!#&%#%! putt, didn't you?"

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